There seemed to be a tourist crime spree last week in Pattaya. No not tourists commiting crimes but tourists streaming into Pattaya Police Station to say that they had been robbed, burgled, pick pocketed or mugged. Four cases in thirty minutes. The boys in brown had to put down their mugs of tea and get down to work.
The first to come through the door was an Indian gentleman Mr. Jayesh Kumar Ambarambhai aged 48 He said that he was taking a stroll along Pattaya Beach near to the Tropicana Hotel when two Ladyboy’s approached him, gave him an affectionate hug and deftly lifted 900 US Dollars from his trouser pocket. before exiting stage left on a Honda Wave motorcycle.
A few minutes later an Iranian national Mr. Meisam Shirazi aged 34 from Iran entered the police station to report a crime. He too had been the victim of the bisexual bandits - not sure if it was the same band of bisexual bandits or a different set of ladyboy scum. Same MO fondle, free the valuables and flee. Goodbye 5 Baht gold necklace worth around 200,000 Baht
Pens were whizzing taking details on official police report forms when well pissed off Brit Mr. Ian Pickford aged 55 arrived to tell his sorry tale of being pick pocketed on a Baht bus. He had got on the bus with his wife during the journey from Soi 7 to the front of Soi 2 on Pattaya Second Road.a light fingered Thai fillie got on and squeezed in between them. She was good very good. It wasn't until he got back to his hotel that he realised that his wallet containing 24,000 Baht and 100 Pounds Sterling had now become the latest haul for the light fingered thieving Thai Tart.
The police were about to padlock the doors as it was becoming difficult to cope with the Tsunami of thefts when maybe a little late than the others probably due to his advanced age or the fact that he had travelled all the way from Theprasit Road in Jomtien to report that his safe had been opened and 2,900 Pounds Sterling had gone walkabout. He thought he knew who was the purp - a new cleaner who had worked at the hotel had cleaned him out and was probably by now half way to Nakhon Nowhere.
