Tuesday 15 July 2014

Pattaya Lady Boys Caught on Beach Road Robbing an Australian Tourist

A 47 year old Australian tourist Mr. Warren was the latest to become a victim of the lady boy scum also known as the bisexual bandits who lurk in the shadows of the coconut trees at the coconut bar also known as Pattaya Beach Road.

Mr. Warren was strolling along The Beach road near Soi 12 when he was spotted by the thieving Thai blokes in skirts who moved in with their well tried and tested routine of mobbing the bloke groping and grabbing whatever they can get hold of that is sellable. In this case it was the 18kt gold chain he was wearing that tickled their fancy.

Mr. Warren was lucky. Pattaya police undercover agents dressed to blend in were already observing the antics of this bunch of bisexual bandits. They moved in Khun Thanawut aged 36 and Khun Mongkolchai aged 33 were arrested taken to Pattaya Police Station and charged on two counts - one aggravated theft and two being butt ugly.

The bisexual bandits confessed to this crime and said that farangs appearing drunk and strolling along Beach Road were easy marks and they were rich so what was the problem.

Mr. Warren got his necklace back and hopefully learnt his lesson.

So if you are walking along beach road in the early hours of the morning, without your gold necklace of course and some ladyboy gives you a smile and seems to be packing some iron then smile back he could well be an undercover cop blending in with the surroundings or.......maybe you get lucky.