After receiving a tip off that a foreigner with a rather heavy suntan was offering drugs for sale Pattaya police spotted a suspect who seemed to match his description on Pattaya third road.
Police Lieutenant Colenel Arun of The Pattaya Tourist Police moved in and told the man to pull over and park his motorcycle. They searched the suspect Mr. Godwin Chinedu Abgarakwe a 35 year old of Nigerian nationality but found no drugs on him.
They proceeded to question him but didn't believe a word he was saying - he was Nigerian after all. At the police station they continued to interrogate the guy but still nothing. It was now strip and bend over time. Bingo a black hole in one. a bag containing 4 grammes of Yaa Ice (Crystal Methamphetamine was found concealed where the sun don't shine.
The now naked Nigerian's day then got even worse when it was found that his passport did not contain a current visa and he was more than a year overstay.
The Nigerian - I refer to him as The Nigerian because I can't for the life of me pronounce his name said that he had a business in Bangkok exporting clothes back home but business wasn't doing so good so he had turned to buying drugs from a contact in Bangkok and selling them to tourists in Pattaya.
The Pattaya Tourist Police officers offered him a way out of his financial predicament. They had millions of dollars in notes that had turned black and they offered him a cut in the money making scheme to clean the notes with special chemicals. The Nigerian declined the offer and is now in a police cell waiting a date with a local Thai Judge.
