The Banglamung Ice Company are a real bunch of cool dudes. They calmly announced that there are only 27 days left on this years campaign to pass the year without any of the staff being involved in a road accident.
Khun Watcharat the head of regional delivery is confident that the company can see out the year with a zero accident rate and urged his staff to stay diligent and drive with care.
I am sure his staff are careful drivers. I worry about all the other idiots on the road. So I suggest that they arm themselves with all the Buddha images, Buddha statues and Buddhist amulets mount them on their dashboards, touch wood, throw salt over their shoulders, kiss a frog and generally avoid breaking any mirrors or walking under any ladders whilst delivering their bags of frozen water.
