A case of miss placed Dutch courage. A Dutch couple in-advisably strolling along Walking Street at 3am nearly survived their ill advised gawping session. They managed to get back to Windy Inn Hotel on Walking Street when they were greeted by a bunch of thieving lady boy scum who were a permanent feature at this location. They mobbed the returning revelers and one of the Thai blokes dressed as a woman gave Mr. Wouter Johannes Egbertus Wolven aged 58 an affectionate hug and at the same time performed an obviously well practiced move lifted his iPhone5 from the victim's pocket and tossed it under a bush ready to be collected later.
The Dutch man and his wife were not aware that their holiday was just about to be ruined. However the sharp eyes of the Hotel security guard Khun Yuthana saved the day and he grabbed the thieving scum bag and held him until police arrived.
The scum in a skirt Mr. Parinya aged 25 from Loei Province was recognized by the police as a serial skirted scum bag with previous convictions for mobile phone thefts and drug abuse. The thief denied any allegations and pleaded that it wasn't him or her but his friend and it was him or her that did the evil deed.
The Dutch guy got his iphone back and the Lady Boy got to enjoy a night off in a police cell. He will no doubt be back robbing tourists within a day or two.
I wait with unabated breath for Pattaya Police to follow my advice on how to deal with these thieving scum bags. Go to their rooms - steal all their property and distribute the proceeds to the poor and needy folks of Pattaya and deport the scum back to their home provinces with a one way ticket, handcuffed to their seat and a sign in Thai around their neck that states clearly I am a returning piece of Human smelly brown stuff.
