A cocktail of alcohol, a motorcycle, a shortage of brain cells and a friend who has consumed too much alcohol has a motorcycle, has even less brain cells oh and I forgot is Thai and you have not an accident waiting to happen but an accident that is almost a dead cert. Sometimes more dead than cert.
Soi Nermplubwan on the Dark Side or East Pattaya as it is marked on some maps for some reason I have yet to fathom is a mating ground for these one cell spreed freaks.
So one mate and another mate I can get there faster than you. Doesn't really matter where there is. So off they go only to come across the ultimate conundrum for a one celled alcohol numbed nerd a bend.
Duh a bend - what to do now? with that one brain cell working overtime it is too late bike meets pole. Pole wins and the Sawang Boriboon Rescue Foundation rushes in to mop up the mess. Stupid place to put a pole his brain cell clicks in, only injured this time. Well always next week if I can get my hands on another bike.
