Tourist police on Walking Street were informed of a Chinese visit to a Thai cultural event went wrong when they reported a No Go Ping Pong Show.
6 Chinese Tourists had handed over 2,000 Baht to a street tout to see sexy Thai ladies play play ping pong - you know how the Chinese love to play ping pong. However when they arrived at the bar in Soi Pattayaland they looked through a chink in the curtain. Would they get a seat, no problem the place was empty, very empty. They found a member of staff - they were informed solly no hab ping pong, sexy show? solly no hab sexy show, sexy Thai lady? solly no hab sexy ladies - all go home sleep we close already go away.
The Tourist Police were incensed - no hab show sexy said one tourist police officer who had obviously been here too long. So they set off to track down the tout who was making the town of disrepute into a town of even more disrepute.
They didn't have to go far The tout Khun Itinan aged 32 was still at it even at this late hour of the morning with his plastic card showing acts that were well .... disreputable. He admitted taking the Chinese tour group to the bar but said he had no idea it was already closed.
The Tourist police asked him to hand over the 2,000 Baht - No Hab he replied. So the same tourist police officer who has been here too long said Well I no hab no choice and took him down the police station.
As for the group of Chinese tourists I can only assume they returned back to their hotel to organise their own game of ping pong.
