Turkish man nicked for nicking nickers from Big C. When asked why Big C he said he tried Middle C but they were too small.
Actually it wasn't reported what items he stole only that they were articles of women's clothing. Mr. Sam Hedayat aged 64 was apprehended when an alert security guard (yes there are some) spotted Mr. Hedayat stuffing stuff down the front of his trousers.
Of course he forgot to pay for them when going through check out. Probably because they were hidden where the sun don't shine or perhaps he was just having a senior moment.
The boys in brown were soon on the job and questioned Mr. Hedayat as to why he attempted to leave Big C with 8 pieces 3,000 Baht of women's clothing down his pants. Unfortunately their was something of a language barrier. There are not that many Turkish speaking policemen on the force so they locked him up after taking his knickers as evidence to await a suitably qualified Turkish translator. Suffice to be said that this Turkish man was not delighted.
