Pattaya Police have been concentrating on rounding up the ladyboy scum that haunt Beach Road and Walking Street. The butt faced bandits are responsible for an inordinate amount of crime with muggins, pickpoting and other crimes against tourists.
They operate by becoming part of the wallpaper. Trying to blend in with the hundreds of ladies offering their services and happy endings. The boys in brown were not being discriminate when they set out all persons of any gender or any gender that wasn't really the gender that was under their skirts. 60 sexual salesmen and saleswomen were rounded up and the escorts escorted to Pattaya Police Station for processing.
Pattaya Police Processing involves mug shots, piss tests and checking vital statistics to the vital statistics already logged in to the police computer system. 500 Baht fines for solicitation an extra few hundred for being butt ugly and the girls and boys and boys who look like girls are back on the streets to take part in the nighttime freak show that draws thousands of foreign tourists a day who really can't tell the difference between a lady boy and a fire hydrant.
